Book series: The Catnap Ramblers

If your current lodgings deny your life-long dream of cat ownership, isn’t it only logical to become a brilliant scientist, land the big promotion and transfer to a prestigious sleep research team in Schadesborough? According to Dr Vesper, the answer is a resounding ‘yes’! But before she has even finished packing, something unexpected falls…

Rhys would bloody well want some Guardian-damned sleep, but the old shoe shop he’s inherited has a tenant that keeps disturbing him almost every night. It’s neither of the two new tenants who actually pay rent, so who the hell is the blistering piece of moose caca oozing from the ceiling? As if Rhys…

Please ignore the age recommendation on Amazon: this book is wholly UNSUITABLE for children. It’s a wildly mushrooming tale about Vincent and the multitude of bizarre adventures he embarks on as he tries to figure out whether he’s insane or whether something else explains why he keeps hearing voices in his head. Stuck on the…