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Book Author: J.B. Thwaite

  • Feudal Fisticuffs

    Feudal Fisticuffs

    Vaito Unenhalti roams the far-north valley of Feudal with his family, fishing hunting and tending to his reindeer while secretly performing his ancient duty of Maintaining the Guardian. But something keeps interrupting his otherwise peaceful existence: the infuriating, snot-nosed youngster, Kuura ‘Rime’ Marrasmiel. Not much can make Vaito lose his sh*t quite like the putrid botfly…

  • Solicitous Missteps

    Solicitous Missteps

    Hosta’s comfortable routines are derailed by the insidious family curse. Determined to not let herself or her newborn baby succumb to it, she works tirelessly to understand the Guardian—an ancient system guarding people as they sleep. She devotes her life to her research, but can she find what she’s looking for and or is it…

  • Private Afterwords

    Private Afterwords

    This book was written as thanks to all the lovely people who took a chance on the author’s whimsical debut series the Catnap Ramblers. It contains some delicious complimentary scenes that take place after the main story. If you felt the series could have used a bit more spice and wanted to get the juicy details of where the characters’ relationships…

  • Aurora and the Guardian

    Aurora and the Guardian

    If your current lodgings deny your life-long dream of cat ownership, isn’t it only logical to become a brilliant scientist, land the big promotion and transfer to a prestigious sleep research team in Schadesborough? According to Dr Vesper, the answer is a resounding ‘yes’! But before she has even finished packing, something unexpected falls…

  • Rhys and the Voiceless

    Rhys and the Voiceless

    Rhys would bloody well want some Guardian-damned sleep, but the old shoe shop he’s inherited has a tenant that keeps disturbing him almost every night. It’s neither of the two new tenants who actually pay rent, so who the hell is the blistering piece of moose caca oozing from the ceiling? As if Rhys…

  • Vincent and the Cat

    Vincent and the Cat

    Please ignore the age recommendation on Amazon: this book is wholly UNSUITABLE for children. It’s a wildly mushrooming tale about Vincent and the multitude of bizarre adventures he embarks on as he tries to figure out whether he’s insane or whether something else explains why he keeps hearing voices in his head. Stuck on the…